One question I frequently get from non-writers when I introduce myself to them as a writer (amazing conversations that spawns, by the way) is “where do you get your ideas?”
I wish the question were “where don’t you get ideas?” Of course, I couldn’t answer that in a proper-english-grammar-kinda-way, because it sounds illiterate to say “i don’t not get ideas anywhere.”
Ok, so more simply, I say “Everywhere.” Literally. I read the newspaper, I get ideas. I watch Superbowl commercials, I get ideas. I listen to Barry Manilow songs, I get ideas. (Yeah, those kind of ideas too). There used to be a few sacred places in my life where ideas for articles and stories didn’t hound me around every corner…yoga class (defeats the purpose), doing dishes (ever wondered the proper way to load a dishwasher? There’s an article in that), emptying trashcans (which breed bacteria like my empty mind breeds article topics) and, the most sacred of spaces to everyone the world over: the bathroom.
Yeah, well, that was last week. Over the weekend, I went to the bathroom (just the thing you want to share in a blog, right?!) and after washing my hands, thought I’d put away the clutter on my sink. Toothbrushes, a few scrunchies, a jar of eye cream and two tubes of toothpaste. Not that one isn’t good enough for my family, but one was a travel-size I hadn’t yet put away from my recent weekend out west. Naturally, the colors on the front of each tube, drastically different mind you, caught my eye. I started reading and discovered that one guaranteed less plaque while one guaranteed whiter teeth…when they’re both basically the same. Kick in the writer’s brain, who demanded research on which five toothpastes actually whiten best and which five toothpastes actually clean better.
I know there’s a market somewhere, but honestly. Can’t a girl get a little peace for a few minutes a day? It’s like the toddler knocking on the door…never a moment alone. (I actually kinda like it!)
Beth
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